Why I want to go to Heaven.
1. |
 |
||
2. |
 |
||
3. |
 |
||
4. |
 |
||
5. |
 |
||
6. |
 |
||
7. |
 |
||
8. |
 |
||
9. |
|
||
10. |
 |
||
 |
Add a new answer! |
Page 1 of 1
Topic Details
This topic was started by rph2go
on June 15th, 2006. 55 grupies have voted on one or more of the 10 answers.
Tags: desire, family, future, spiritual
Comments
Leave a comment
Riddle me this: Why would people only live a few score years on this earth, only to be judged and go to heaven for *eternity* based upon what you did on that previous short span?
Doesn't that sound a little bit too much like a pitch from a used car salesman?
actually, the key to heaven is how many grupie points you garner
Sam, I like the way you think. Valuable arguement
Questioning the good lawd only makes the baby Jesus cry. You don't want to make the baby to cry, now do you Sam?
[quote = Sam] Doesn't that sound a little bit too much like a pitch from a used car salesman? [/quote]
The car salesman use the religions to get to the people...
8P
Don't worry, if baby Jesus starts crying we can just shake him until he stops.
Actually, whether or not you go to heaven is based on your good works measured against your evil deeds. Unless you happen to make a million dollars, that automatically gets you into heaven no matter what you've done. Also, if you make a million dollars or more and then manage to lose it all then you go to hell, regardless of your good deeds.
holy shit that means britney spears is going to be in heaven too! i'd prefer hell!!