Things that only a jealous lover can say without feeling silly

 

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When you're in love, you're jealous, you want your significant one all for yourself. When you're with him/her, you may find odd and suspicion-laden the most normal things. What's are the silliest things you said, or heard, out of jealousy?

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You really need to dress like _that_ just to go at work?

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When maybe she's dressed just fine, no one got arrested for a knee-short skirt

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I could dress exactly like her. Only, I'm not a stripper

I know. In fact I'm here with you. You. Not her.

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Aren't you going to buy that swimsuit? Try out this one...

If she doesn't kill you at the suggestion, she truly loves you

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Your phone is ringing, aren't you replying because of me?

No one would be so stupid to get his mistress/her boytoy call when he/she's on a date. Or maybe he/she's, and the caller is a prof... [show more]

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Please, stop staring at her/him. Am I no more enough for you?

"The fact is that I'm dating you, not him/her. I'm just talking"

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Had he to bring you here in his car?

Last thing I checked, sharing a drive with a friend is not some kind of infidelty, is just a way to get to a date with "the real s... [show more]

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It's a nice dress, who bought it to you?

Never thought your girlfriend is able to buy herself a dress by herself?

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This topic was started by qzmaster591 Member (Level 4): 953 points on May 9th, 2008. 5 grupies have voted on one or more of the 7 answers.

Tags: fit, funny, human nature, jealousy, life, lovers, people, relationships, tantrum

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